母亲节歌曲《妈妈之歌》听妈妈3分钟唠叨

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3分钟“唠叨”800多字的《妈妈之歌》风靡网络，作者美国喜剧女演员Anita Renfroe也是母亲。

“起床，起床，快起来！去洗脸，去刷牙，记得梳头！这是你的衣服你的鞋，有没有在听啊......”

日前，一段在美国悄然流行了颇久的视频在内地网站上大热，它便是一位美国老妈演唱的"唠叨之歌"！听过这首歌的网友无不惊叹：原来全世界的老妈唠叨起来都是“一样一样一样的啊”！

打开视频，一位身材微胖、短发、戴着眼镜的中年妇女傲然出场，绝对是典型的严厉老妈形象。接下来，配合着意大利的经典乐曲《威廉泰尔序曲》，这位母亲在不到3分钟的时间里几乎一口气唱出了多达八九百字的歌词，从生活的方方面面把孩子管教了一遍不说，更将老妈的"蛮横"进行到底："母亲的工作永不结束，你不需要知道理由，因为我说了算，我是你妈，你惟一的妈！"
据悉，创作并演唱这首《妈妈之歌》的是美国喜剧女演员安妮塔兰弗洛，今年48岁的她是《早安美国》的评论员之一，在生活中则是3个孩子的母亲。为了照顾小家伙们整天唠叨不停的她在一个偶然的机会下灵光闪现："为什么不把唠叨谱成一首歌呢？"于是，她将自己每天常絮叨的话写成了歌词，也就是这首《妈妈之歌》。歌曲完成并发到网上后很快引起了强烈反响，截至目前，这首歌已经被翻译成了英文版、中文版、西班牙语版，甚至还有手语版。（网络整理）

《妈妈之歌》视频：

歌词：
Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed

Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepy head
Here's your clothes
And your shoes

Hear the words I said

Get up now
Get up and make your bed

Are you hot?
Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?

Where's your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
Don't forget you got to feed the cat
Eat your breakfast

The experts tell us it's the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?

Don't forget your piano lesson is this afternoon
So you must play
Don't shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry

The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?

Play outside
Don't play rough
Would you just play fair?

Be polite
Make a friend
Don't forget to share
Work it out
Wait your turn
Never take a dare
Get along
Don't make me come down there

Clean your room
Fold your clothes
Put your stuff away
Make your bed
Do it now

Do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay
Can you even hear a word I say?

Answer the phone
Get Off the phone
Don't sit so close
Turn it down

No texting at the table
No more computer time tonight
Your iPod's my iPod if you don't listen up

Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you're coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You'll appreciate my wisdom
Someday when you're older and you're grown

Can't wait 'til you have a couple little children of your own
You'll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly

But right now

I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew
Would appreciate
Take a bite
Maybe two
Of the stuff you hate
Use your fork
Do not you burp
Or I'll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate

Get an A, Get the door
Don't get smart with me
Get a Grip
Get in here I'll count to 3
Get a job
Get a life
Get a PhD
Get a dose of...

I don't care who started it
You're grounded until your 36
Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven's sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?

If I've said it once, I've said at least a thousand times before that
You're too old to act this way
It must be your father's DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straight when you walk
A place for everything
And everything must be in place
Stop crying or I'll give you something real to cry about

Oh!

Brush your teeth
Wash your face
Get your PJs on
Get in bed
Get a hug
Say a prayer with Mom
Don't forget
I love you

**KISS**

And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom's work never ends
You don't need the reason why

Because
Because
Because
Because

I said so
I said so
I said so
I said so

I'm the Mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
Ta-da

而最有趣的还在后面：由于《妈妈之歌》的迅速走红，不少当爸爸的观众开始给安妮塔写信，要求她为爸爸们写一首歌。于是，安妮塔在和这些"爸爸"们讨论商议过之后很快创作出了一首无比简洁的《爸爸之歌》，与《妈妈之歌》絮叨不停的歌词相比，《爸爸之歌》的歌词只有一句："好吧！问你妈！问你妈！"（网络整理）

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